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'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'
'But hey, who am I to complain?'
Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
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"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."
After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,
Child asking for braces from Santa.
'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."
'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'
'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'
'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!
'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'
'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'
Those people who shot me full of tranquilizers weren't zoologists. They were dentists
'Tighten Your Belts.'
"Have you ever considered getting braces?"
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'I had to get a temporary second job -- all our kids needed braces.'
"I had to get braces."
"I've fitted his braces."
"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."
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"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."
We never get to see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector.
'Dude, you really need braces.'