Explainations Cartoons and Comics

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

Poor finish to a long-winded explanation.

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'Essenweis claims he figured out the meaning of life, but it can only be told as a ballet.'

'I know what ignorance means but what does blissful mean?'

e. e. cummings explained. 'It's all fixed, sir, all that is except the shift key.'

'What the?! I'm inebriated! You've got some explaining to do, young lady.'

'You have a choice of three levels of laymans terms.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Ethics on the Ege - 'I see you're the co-author of this paper, Dr Mauritz, and you came up with some new insights in the field of quantum mechanics, which you will explain further next week.' 'I am? I did? I will?'

'They're carbon-based life forms — that explains the smell.'

Good morning brave new world...

T-shirt reads: I'll explain later.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'I donated my body to science..'

'That's $19.95 for tapes, $29.95 for CDs, or for $99.95, O. J. will visit you personally to explain how he didn't do it!'