Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'
Ethics on the Ege - 'I see you're the co-author of this paper, Dr Mauritz, and you came up with some new insights in the field of quantum mechanics, which you will explain further next week.' 'I am? I did? I will?'