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'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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New Year: Peace, Justice, Love
Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!
"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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'I've decided that instead og becoming a new me this year, I'll just get a new you!'
Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby
'When you said you were taking up sport in the New Year I assumed you'd be doing it....not watching it!'
"Well, one more minute and the goddam year of the woman will be over."
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'Get Offa My Lawn!'
Happy New Year: 'Actually, I'd settle for a normal one for a change!'
Patron entering 'Kim's School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.
'You're in luck. We have an app for 2013!'
Good intentions last a month on average
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New Year's resolutions only last for about a month
New Years 2018
Recycling Depot: Paper, New Years Resolution, Glass.
"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."
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"Sorry, kid...it was an election year! I'm all played out."
Ogg felt confident as he vowed to take on the new year with the optimist club his wife gave him.
"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"
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"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."
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"Same thing every year. You can't get them to do a blessed thing the week between Christmas and New Year's."
The world moves into 2017 bleeding and broken.
A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain