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"I wish I had your legs."
Tags:roman, romans, soldier, soldiers, gladiator, gladiators, sandal, sandals, armour, skirt, skirts, short skirt, short skirts, metal, long skirt, long skirts, leg, legs, jealous, jealously, admire, admires, admiring, confidence, confident, on display, display, displays, displaying, unconfident, muscle, muscles, muscly, compliment, compliments
"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, women, woman, clothe, clothes, wardrobe, wardrobes, nothing to wear, outfir, outfits, dress, dresses, skirt, skirts, mini skirt, mini, midi, midi skirt, maxi, maxi dress, maxi skirt, fashionista, fashion faux pas, worry, worried, worrying, girl, girls, fashion advice, advice, help, fashion help, how to dress, well dressed, well-dressed
'If you were a girl, my car insurance would be 30 percent less. I want you to wear this whenever you're driving.'
Tags:insure, insures, insurance, insurances, insured, girl, girls, cheap, cheaper, cheapen, cheapens, dress, dresses, skirt, skirts, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, wear, wears, wearing, deceive, deceives, deception, deceptive, fraud, close to home
"That's why we all face into the wind!"
Tags:telephone poles, telephone pole, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone wire, telephone wires, telegraph wires, telegraph wire, telegraph line, telegraph lines, bird, birds, dress, dresses, skirts, skirts, gender issues, gender inequality, up-skirting, wind, windy, advice, advised, giving advice, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrassed, feathers, feather, birds on a wire, ignore advice, ignoring advice, facing into the wind, bad weather
"Yeah well you're not wearing any pants either."
'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'
Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.
'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'
"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"
"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"
Tags:budget, budgets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, spending habit, spending habits, budgeting, living within your means, perfect fit, dress, dress, skirt, skirts, designer clothes, designer clothing, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes shopping, expensive, expense, expenses, money problem, money problems
"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."
"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."
Tags:blouse, blouses, fashions, fashionable, fashion sense, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, dress sense, dress-sense, shirt, shirts, changing room, changing rooms, changing, dressing room, dressing rooms, skirt, skirts, top, tops, outfit, outfits, clothes shopping, clothes store, clothes shop, new outfit, new outfits
"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, insect, insects, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, style, stylish, mode, a la mode, in vogue, dress, dresses, dress sense, designer dress, designer dresses, clothes, garb, raiment, garment, garments, accoutrement, frock, frocks, skirt, skirts, little black dress, little black number, couture, couturier, couturiers, black dress, black dresses
Elegance & Social Distance
Tags:train, trains, carriage, carriages, underground, subway, ballgown, ballgowns, elegant, elegance, puffy skirt, puffy skirts, skirt, skirts, social distance, social distancing, social isolation, coronavirus, covid, covid-19, elegance and beauty, expression, expressions, pun, puns, pandemic, pandemics, 2m, 6 ft, fan, fans, victorian, upper class, classy
"What are you wearing under your kilt?"
'Sometimes I miss the dress code requiring skirts for female employees.'
"What's the big deal? We're wearing the same suit."
Mother's skirt works as an umbrella.
'Excuse me, Miss -- my fork fell on the floor again.'
"Sexual harassment forms are on the top shelf."
"John said this skirt wold look better if I'd diet. So I dyed it a slimming black."
Lifethstyleths of the thspitting cobra thsithsterths.