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"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
Tags:cummerbund, cummerbunds, underpants, underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, badly-dressed, bad dresser, bad dressers, formal, formal party, formalwear, faux pas, formal wear, upper class, polite society, elite, elites, fashion faux pas, style, stylish, stylishness, trashy, tacky, tackiness
A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!
Tags:fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, tie, ties, cumberband, cumberbands, cummerbund, cummerbunds, tux, tuxes, tuxedo, tuxedos, formal, formal wear, formal attire, full dress, revolution, revolutions, innovation, innovations, innovative, trend, trends, trendy, man, men
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
"Does this make me think I look good?"
Tags:look good, looking good, goodlooking, good-looking, fashionista, fashionista, confident, confidence, feeling confident, feeling, feelings, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, formal dress, formal dresses, formal wear, attire, dress the part, professional, professionals, professionalism
A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
Tags:dress up, dresses up, dressing up, transform, transforms, transformation, transformation, chemist, chemists, chemistry, well-dressed, gentleman, gentlemen, age, ages, age gracefully, ages gracefully, formula, formulas, transition, transitions, transitioning, magic formula, magic formulas, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, suit, suits, formal wear, formal suit, formal suits, grow up, grows up, growing up, slovenly
All dressed up without the slightest idea why.
"How soon do you need these?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions
"I'm looking for ruling-class lite."
Tags:ruling class, ruling classes, class, classes, dress up, dressing up, formal wear, suit, suits, shop, shops, shopping, casual, casual wear, fitting, fittings, social status, social statuses, social ladder, corporate ladder, fancy, sweet spot, sweet spots, informal, professional, professionals, professional attire, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"Nobody told me it was formal."
Tags:awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, formal dress, formal wear, snowman, snowmen, mistake, mistakes, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, ice block, ice blocks, social event, social events, dresscode, dresscodes, dressing up
"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
Tags:california, california lifestyle, california lifestyles, identity, identity crisis, identity crises, los angeles, la, l.a., warm weather, climate, ill-suited, underdressed, under-dressed, overdressed, overdressing, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, fit in, fits in, fitting in, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, formal attire, formal wear, dress up, dresses up, dressing up
49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy
Tags:businessman, businessmen, attire, attired, formal attire, formal wear, formal dress, formally dressed, split personality, split personalities, check, checked suit, checked suits, suit, suits, grey suit, grey suits, gray suit, gray suits, earring, earrings, clash, clashes, clashing, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, dress sense, casual, casual wear
Monkey Business Suit
"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"
Tags:boa, boas, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, python, pythons, feather boa, feather boas, miscommunication, miscommunications, homonym, homonyms, formal wear, snake, snakes, herpetologist, herpetologists, reptile, reptile cage, reptile cages, makeup, make-up, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, gauche, out-of-date
The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, xmas tree, xmas trees, xmas, xmases, christmases, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, formal attire, formal wear, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, cotillion, cotillions, party, parties
"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
Tags:lawsuit, lawsuits, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, outfit, outfits, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fashion advice, smart, dress smart, dresses smart, dressing smart, smart outfit, smart outfits, trial, trials, plaintiff, plaintiffs, lawsuit, lawsuits, defendant, defendants, try on clothes, trying on clothes, fashionable, retail store, retail stores, changing rooms, fitting room, fitting rooms, dressing room, dressing rooms, formal wear, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
"Make sure you put on a suit."
"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"
"Nobody told me it was formal."
"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."
Tags:shoe, shoes, actionwear, rubber sole, rubber soles, pump, pumps, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, appropriate footwear, footwear, feet, sneaker, sneakers, trainer, trainers, feminism, feminist, feminists, workplace, formal wear, formal dress, formal dressing, business attire, run out, runs out, running out
'I thought I'd put on something 'slinky'. Did you like the way I came down the stairs?'
Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress
Tags:lbd, lbds, little black dress, little black dresses, party, parties, chemistry, suit, suits, gray suit, gray suits, grey suit, grey suits, conservative, conservative dress, conservatives dresses, safe dress, safe, play it safe, playing it safe, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, chemistry, sparks fly, sparks flying, hit it off, hitting it off, cocktail party, cocktail parties, ballroom, ballrooms, formal dress, formal wear
"Sorry, sir, I can't let you in without a real tie."
Tags:reynolds unwrapped, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, formal wear, formal clothes, formal clothing, restaurant, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, snob, snobs, snobbery, snobby restaurant, snobby restaurants, bread, bread bag, bread bags, dining room, dining rooms, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, neck tie, neck ties
'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'
'...You know we don't stand on formality here!'