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The tooth club for men
Floss Street Vendor
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Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
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As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.
"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
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"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
Savoy Dental Salon
Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.
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'Stupid gag reflex.'
Child asking for braces from Santa.
'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'
"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"
'What sort of filling do you want?'
'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'
'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'
'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'
'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!
Licensed to drill.
'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'
Dentist Speak - Monologues
'I can assure you our x-ray procedures follow very strict health and safety guidelines.'
'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'
Dentist asks lion if he's considered health insurance.