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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
Before and After.
"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"
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"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
Tags:back in business, monster, monsters, predator, predators, fang, fangs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, dentist, dentists, dental work, orthodontist, orthodontists, filling, fillings, hippocratic oath, dental surgery, dental surgeries, dental reconstruction, dental reconstructions, teeth whitening, vain, vanity, pearly whites
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...
"Are you a gambling man?"
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Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow
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'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'
'What sort of filling do you want?'
'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
Refueling Electric Cars
Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.
'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'
"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."
"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."
Licensed to drill.
'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'
'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'
"Remove card quickly...hoooo, not quick enough. That's going to cost you!"
"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'
'But you said it was only a small filling.'
An elf fuel-filling prophecy.
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
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