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'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, welder, welders, welding, torch, torches, acetylene torch, acetylene torches, cutting torch, cutting torches, graffiti, vandalism, love, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, problem, problems, relationship, relationships, son, sons, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, toddler, toddlers, unusual, strange, behavior, behaviour, desperate"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."
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construction, contractor, building, builder, inspection, building inspection, inspector, inspectors, iron work, iron worker, steel, metal stress, metal fatigue, drug, pharmaceutical, antidepressant, antidepressants, safety, welding, welder, welders, mental stress, mental illness, depression, depressed, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, mentally ill, stressed, under stress, misunderstanding, misunderstood, builder, architect, construction site, building"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."
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orthodontist, orthodontists, orthodontry, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dentist, dentistry, dental appliances, braces, dental braces, health costs, medical costs, family health care, welding, welders, welder, medical bill, medical bills, dentist bill, dentist bills, dental bill, dental bills, family budgets, health insurance, dental insurance, cheapskate, economizing, cutting costs, cost cuttingNow it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...
'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'
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bumper, bumpers, dent, dents, car, cars, mechanic, mechanics, repair job, repair jobs, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, collision, collisions, repair, repairs, welder, welders, garage, modification, modifications, body work, family-life, family lifeOrganic Soldering.
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soldering, solders, solder, solderer, solderers, dragons, dragon, mechanic, car, auto, welding, welder, blowtorch, mechanics, engine, wires, medieval, auto repair, car repair, environmentally friendly, blow torch, garage, garages, fire breathing, grease monkey, welders, weldedEnvironmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.
Ark Welding
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ark, arks, noah's ark, noah, noahs ark, welder, welders, welding, weld, welds, tool, boat building, ship building, ship builder, ship builders, boat builder, boat builders, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, old testament, bible story, torah story, flood, safety goggle, safety gogglesA bridge builder using an organic blow torch.
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welding, welders, dragons, knights, bridges, builder, builders, organic, blow torch, blow torches, blowtorches, mythical being, welder, dragon, knight, bridge, ironworker, steel, environment, ecology, tools, blowtorch, medieval, middle ages, green technology'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'
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cat, pet, animal, welding, welder, declawing, claw, declaw, veterinarian, blow torch, furniture, cats, pets, animals, pet owner, master, welders, veterinarians, blow torches, blow torch, lesson, lessons, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, de-clawed, cat owner, cat owners'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'
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lock, locks, locksmith, locksmiths, locksmithing, key, keys, lost keys, emergency service, emergency services, blowtorches, fires, lost key, fire, fireman, firemen, construction, contractor, house fire, blow torch, blowtorch, welding, welder, welders'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'
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turkey, turkeys, employment, job hunter, job hunters, job seeker, job seekers, bird, birds, poultry, thanksgiving, welding, welder, welders, construction, employment office, career, job, jobs, human resources, meal, meals, slaughter house, unemployed