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Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental practice, dental practices, money, pay, motivation, motivations, money-driven, love of the job, dream job, dream jobs, wage, wages, drill, drills, cavity, cavities, filling teeth, hygienist, hygienists, teeth cleaning, teeth cleanings, tooth, tooth health, dental health, private practice, private practices
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
Tags:navy, the navy, in the navy, drill, drills, military drill, military drills, seasick, seasickness, excuse, excuses, making excuses, poor excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, sickie, sickies, sick day, sick days, bad liar, bad liars, inspection, inspections, military inspection, military inspections, sailor, sailors
Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
Tags:car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsetting
Non-relaxation CD's for narcoleptics.
'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'
'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
Oil Industry Safety.
Man drilling in an hour glass.
'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'
"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"
'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'
"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"
'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'
"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."
'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'
Licensed to drill.
'A little more practice and I'm sure you'll get it right.'
Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.