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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
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'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
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'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'
"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."
'He got game.'
"Everybody else has health coverage."
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
"Do you have an appointment?"
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"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."
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Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.
"Nobody ever talks about how nobody ever talks about the Rhino in the room."
"I asked you to come alone."
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"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."
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"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
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"I always give, give, give and all you do is take, take, take."