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"And this is Brother Elvis."
Will Curl Lip For Food
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
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Elvis - The Third Choice
"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
Tags:characters, celebrities, middle age, middle aged, elvis, elvis presley, lookalike, lookalikes, look-alike, look-alikes, impersonator, impersonators, impersonation, impersonations, retire, retires, retired, empty nest, empty nests, empty nester, empty nesters, rockabilly, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rocker, rockers, mankoff
King Takes Prawn
The $68.00 comeback special
"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."
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Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
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'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'
'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'
"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"
"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
"I'm on a celebrity diet, I probably shouldn't have chosen Elvis."
Mayhem, Inc. Part 25
Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.
"Thank you. Thank you very much!"
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, santa, santa claus, father christmas, elvis, elvis presly, progress, making progress, dream, dreams, strange dream, strange dreams, childhood trauma
"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
Tags:dearly beloved, besequinned, sequin, sequins, fashions, personal style, personal styles, sermon, sermons, preacher, preachers, priest, priests, worship, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fashion choice, fashions choices, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, performer, performers, singer, singers
There was no buffet breakfast, nor any sign of Elvis. . . But Rusty felt great! This sure beats waking up in vegas.