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Duck visits the dentist,
"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."
'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'
"Whoa! Easy on my uniform shirt. That comes out of my pay check."
"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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"Why is dental insurance so high when we have so few teeth?"
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"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."
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"Sorry guys. You've covered under medical and dental, but not mechanical."
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'Could you go over your companies dental plan one more time please?'
'Here's your family dental plan.'
'The company offers paid sick days and dental. No one ever mentioned unconditional love.'
'Which is it, Barned? Do you want a salary or do you want insurance for your Daughter's orthodontia?'
"Sorry, Mr. Simon, but your company's dental plan restricts us to the use of these African Tick Birds only..."
'We're going to cancel your dental health plan Mr Johnson, namely because you don't have any teeth.'
The good news was that the crew got free dental care.
'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'
'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'
'Instead of hunting tonight, lets call our insurance agent, say we want to add dental coverage, and eat him when he arrives?'
'Don't worry...you're covered under our group dental plan.'
Greece is a very small market
'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'
'Do you have a dental plan?'
'Do you have a dental plan?'
Are you sure you don't wish to upgrade your dental plan?
"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"