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'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, information age, the information age, time wasting, waste of time, bring, boredom, loser, losers, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, welding, welder, wleders, interactive, interactive experience, interactive experiences, video, videos, virtual video, virtual world
Cheap tattoo removal.
"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, work, worker, workers, working, welder, welding, weld, welded, intercom, intercoms, trades, trade, blue collar, labor, laborer, laborers, labour, labourer, labourers, lunch, lunch break
"He's just doing that to get attention."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, welder, welders, welding, torch, torches, acetylene torch, acetylene torches, cutting torch, cutting torches, graffiti, vandalism, love, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, problem, problems, relationship, relationships, son, sons, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, toddler, toddlers, unusual, strange, behavior, behaviour, desperate
Computer operator welding machine.
"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."
"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."
Tags:construction, contractor, building, builder, inspection, building inspection, inspector, inspectors, iron work, iron worker, steel, metal stress, metal fatigue, drug, pharmaceutical, antidepressant, antidepressants, safety, welding, welder, welders, mental stress, mental illness, depression, depressed, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, mentally ill, stressed, under stress, misunderstanding, misunderstood, builder, architect, construction site, building
"The blow drier is broken."
"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."
Tags:orthodontist, orthodontists, orthodontry, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dentist, dentistry, dental appliances, braces, dental braces, health costs, medical costs, family health care, welding, welders, welder, medical bill, medical bills, dentist bill, dentist bills, dental bill, dental bills, family budgets, health insurance, dental insurance, cheapskate, economizing, cutting costs, cost cutting
"Thanks to my welding ability, I finally have some privacy."
Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.
Fixing the environment.
A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.
'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'
'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'
'Next time you lose your keys, lets call a locksmith instead of blow torching the door.'
'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'
A welder heats his soup with a blow torch.