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'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'
"The dental procedure will cost a couple of thousand. But keep in mind we do include a free toothbrush."
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"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).
"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."
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Dental Clinic: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.
'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'
"Never mind, I'll pick a fight on my way home."
"Please replace my back teeth? And you can keep the gold fillings as a tip."
'Those kids ate me out of house and home, but what really put me under were those dang dental bills.'
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Open Wide The Dentist's View.
'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'
Tooth Pulling Cork
'Not so fast, when I said open wide I meant your wallet.'
'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'
Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'
'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'
'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'
'This is going to hurt, I can't pay my bill.'
'Your teeth are overlapping. Try wearing one set at a time.'
We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.
'There goes the only woman I've ever loved.' 'Why don't you marry her?' 'I can't afford to. She's my best patient.'