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"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
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'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'
'Showering our children with money instead of love was a mistake. We should have invested it.'
"In regards to my son's education I am a firm believer in 'Laissez-Faire'."
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"There's so much on Facebook and Twitter, Donald and I never had time for kids."
'While you're wearing that smug ‘we don't have kids' look, who's paying into social security?'
'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad?'
'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'
National Mom Monument.
'There! Did you feel him kick?'
'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'
'Don't ever let me catch you taking a cat nap again!'
A Mystery Solved
"Admit it - You only had me for the free tech support."
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"Well, since he arrived on the first of the month, we are calling him Bill!"
"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."
"Yes madam, I'm sure you do think that you have the most beautiful baby in the world."
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