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'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'
"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, riding, wichita, santa fe, hat, hats, fashion, style, backwards, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, mistake, mistakes
"I'm more of a day owl."
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, millennium, the millennium, 2000, new year, new years, millennium bug, the millennium bug, y2k, y2k bug, the y2k bug, computer, computers, computing, computer clock, computer clocks, computer-clock, computer-clocks, regress, regression, backward, backwards, out of touch, out of date, modern life
"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."
Tags:couple, couples, date, dates, first date, first dates, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, back to front, reverse order, take it slow, taking it slow, whirlwind romance, whirlwind romances, falling in love, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, third base, first base, dinner date, dinner dates, backwards
'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'
'This should be interesting.'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, start, starts, starting, started, starter, starters, starting block, starting blocks, wrong direction, wrong directions, backward, backwards, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racersin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'
Narcissus looks at his reflection in a pool of water; he is wearing a shirt that reads "Narcissus" written backwards so that he can read it properly in his reflection
Tags:narcissus, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, beauty, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistical, self-absorbed, vain, vanity, self-centered, self-centred, reflecting, reflection, reflections, mirror, mirrors, water, fashion, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, backwards, name, names, greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, greek mythology, legend, legends
'For the last time, our son is not backwards. He's just dyslexic.'
"That new sheriff don't scare me none!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, desert, deserts, backwards, men, man, trousers, pants, shirt, shirts, horse, horses, horseback, put your pants on one leg at a time, idiom, idioms, figure of speech, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, just like me, just like you, sheriff, sheriffs, authority, idiot, idiots, incompetence
A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".
'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'
'You've got to stop living in the past.'
Dyslexic Fashion Show.
The old woman who lives in a shoe throws houses over the phone line.
'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'
"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
Tags:rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps
'That one's dyslexic.'
"That looks ridiculous. You're wearing it backward."
'That's my parents...still stuck in the ice age.'
You Got Schmutz On Your Face
Tags:schmutz, dirt, dirty face, face, faces, jewish, jew, jewish community, jewish humor, jewish humour, yid, yiddish, hot dog, hot dog cart, street, streets, street vendor, vendor, vendors, mom, mum, grandmother, mom jokes, mother, mothers, mothering, parents, parental, maternal, backward, backwards, reverse, reversed, reversal, reverse humor, schmutz on your face