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'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"
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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
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"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"
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"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."
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"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."
"Must you precede everything you say with 'This is your captain speaking'?"
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"Edward attracts light."
"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
"Oh my God with the singing!"
"Darling, it's not the little things that irritate me, it's pretty much everything you do."
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'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'
"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
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"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."
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'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'
'I'll stop using finger quotes if you (control freak) let me use hand brackets.'
"If I ever make a phone call from a bus, do something about me."
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"You used to love the way I annoyed the hell out of you."
Tags:irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital problem, marital problems, irritating, irritation, bad mood, bad moods, honeymoon period
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'
'You know I'm not going to be able to concentrate if you're going to grind your teeth all night.'
"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"
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"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."
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