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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
'I need a good concealer. I've got a lot of emotional leakage.'
'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month. . .'
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."
"Here's to the greatest goddam foundation in the history of foundations—the MacArthur Foundation, or whatever the hell it's called!"
THE FED PONZI SCHEME
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
Cat rubs against tower of Pisa, causing it to lean.
At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.
60 years of the Treaty of Rome
After an argument they always kissed and made up.
"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."
'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'
House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.
'They don't build 'em like they used to!'
"Our company started 5000 years ago. Back then, we were 'U&R Papyrus'."
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A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!
"Sometimes I think we ought to invent agriculture and settle down."
"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."
Tags:sit up and beg, dog tricks, dog, dogs, begging, begging dog, begging dogs, sit up, sits up, grant request, grant requests, foundation, foundations, government programs, government lending, grant application, grant applications, grant writing, academic, academics, beggar, beggars, fax machine, fax machines, technological advances
"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"
'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'