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The Post-Menopause early warning system.
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'
'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'
'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'
'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'
'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
Gynecology pigeon hole
"Well - you guessed it!"
Woman and scale
"Looks like my wife just got home from her mammogram."
"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."
"It's not you, it's your hormone changes."
"Is it that time of the month?..."
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'...of course, one of the benefits of working for our company is covering any embryo and egg-freezing needs you may have.'
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"I didn't. She keeps having hot flashes and reigniting them herself."
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"Admit it, Mary. You've been having hot flashes, again, haven't you?"
"How do you think it went?!"
'Stop messing with my rights!'
Blob of Tissues T-Shirt.
'We decided to change the name of our practice to appeal to the young, hip demographic.'
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"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."
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