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'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"
Tags:doormen, doorman, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, guest, guests, visitor, visitors, posh, apartment block, apartment blocks, colleague, colleagues, annoying habit, annoying habits, public address system announcers, public address system announcer, security service, security services, courtesy service, courtesy services, doorkeep, doorkeeper, doorkeepers
"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, trump presidency, expresso, espresso, bigger problem, bigger problems, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, barista, baristas, coffee, coffees, first world problem, first world problems, annoying customer, annoying customers
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"
Tags:kahlil gibran, literary quote, literary quotes, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, author, authors, famous author, famous authors, poet, poets, boardroom, boardrooms, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, elitist, elitists, meeting, meetings, board, boards, board member, board members, businessmen, businessman
"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."
"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."
Tags:bagpipe player, bagpipe players, bagpipe, bagpipes, bagpiper, bagpipers, hobby, hobbies, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple married couples, marital problem, marital problems, musician, musicians, confession, confessions, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
Tags:pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, p.a., secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, singer, singers, seduction, seductions, office romance, office romances, flirtation, flirtations, boss, bosses, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, unprofessional, annoying habit, irritating habit
"Must you precede everything you say with 'This is your captain speaking'?"
Tags:airport, airports, airline, airlines, pilot, pilots, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, captain, captains, annoying habit, annoying habits, work/life balance, life/work balance, life-work balance, work-life balance, career, careers, taking our work home with you, bringing your work home with you, workaholic, workaholics
"Edward attracts light."
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
"Oh my God with the singing!"
"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."
'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'
"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
Tags:abdominal, abdominals, abdomen, abdomens, tummy, tummies, tummy muscle, tummy muscles, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, habit, habits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, old married couple, old-married couple, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, idea, ideas, ideas man, ideas men, ideas-man, ideas-men, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, work addiction
'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'
"You used to love the way I annoyed the hell out of you."
Tags:irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital problem, marital problems, irritating, irritation, bad mood, bad moods, honeymoon period
"If I ever make a phone call from a bus, do something about me."
Tags:phone etiquette, mobile etiquette, cell etiquette, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, bus, buses, bus stop, bus stops, bus etiquette, bus etiquettes, bus ticket, bus tickets, bus ride, bus rides, annoying habit, annoying habits, public transport, public transit, public transportation
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
Tags:wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'
'You know I'm not going to be able to concentrate if you're going to grind your teeth all night.'
"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."
Tags:hamlet, yorick, skull of yorick, yoricks skull, shakespeare, shakespearean, play, plays, shakespeares play, shakespeares plays, shakespearean play, name drop, name drops, name dropping, name dropper, name droppers, name-checking, egotistic, ego, egos, self-important, self-importance, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, annoying, annoying people, annoying habits, annoying habit, annoy, annoys
"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"
Tags:alien, aliens, space aliens, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduction, abductions, space travel, space exploration, spaceships, sci-fi, science fiction, sci fi, science-fiction, martian, martians, extra terrestrial, et, spaceship, alien abduction, annoy, annoying, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits
'What's good for biting nails?'