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"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
"Would you mind waiting in the hall for a bit while I clean up the remnants of my last relationship?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, remnants, remains, leftovers, clean, cleaning, clean-up, cleaning up, housecleaning, previous relationship, previous relationships, ex, exes, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, awkward, waiting, creepy, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, death, dead, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, criminal, criminals, mental health, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
Tags:funeral, funerals, cremation, cremations, crematorium, cremate, crematoriums, cremates, death, deaths, wishes, wish, last wish, last wishes, final, final wish, final wishes, ash, ashes, remain, remains, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaning, tidy, tidies, mess, messy, vacuum cleaner, vacuum, hoover, vacuum cleaners, vacuums, messed, odd, unusual, end, passing
"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, death, dead, wife, wives, widow, widows, urn, urns, remains, ashes, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, disrespectful, desecration, cremation, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits
"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."
Dead End Europe
"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, ashes, urn, urns, cremation, cremated, remains, mourning, grieving, mourner, mourners, bereaved, last wish, last wishes, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks, no mess, clean, organised, organized, perfectionist, perfectionists, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust, dustbin, dustbins
"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
Man uses the stars of the EU flag for a power plant.
'What would King Richard III have done?'
'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'
'Unfortunately, this happens in nature. Two rivals get hopelessly tangled and both perish.'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, skeleton, skeletons, remain, remains, death, deaths, die, dies, died, perish, perishes, perishing, perished, natural cause, natural causes, tangle, tangles, entanglement, entanglements, entangles, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Black Widow's husband.
It's not easy for eye specialist Dr. Groonzen to help people from the Witness Protection Program, celebs, or other patients who want to remain incognito.
Tags:eye test, eye tests, eye testing, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, incognito, anonymous, anonymity, maintain, maintains, maintaining, remain, remains, remaining, witness, witness protection, witness protection program, witness protection programs, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, identity protection, protected identity, protect identity, identity, identification
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, barney, t-rex, trex, t rex, tyrannosaurus, rex, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, fossil, fossils, museum, museums, remain, remains, osteology, osteologist, show, shows, display, displays, figure, figures, statue, statues, exhibition, exhibitions, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.
Tags:fluff, dust, detritus, remains, belly button, lint, gramophone, record player, needle, navel, tummy button, dirt, life, meaning of life, meaningless, fuzz, froth, insignificant, insignificance, trivial, unimportant, minor, lightweight, meager, trivia, waste, waster, petty, paltry, trifle, trifling, navel gazing, trite, disposable, silly, futile, small time, futile, futility, surplus, lazy, otiose, slob, old age, cv, curriculum vitae, hoard, cleaner, sweep, dregs, garbage, trash, waste, rubbish
Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.
'So he finally died then.'
Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)
'Not mad cow disease again! I'm cancelling tonight's steak dinner.'
Tarzan is dead having gotten tangled up in the vines and out of reach from his dropped knife