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"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
When the president sees his 5 o'clock shadow, just 5 more weeks 'till impeachment!
"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."
"Apparently, if he sees his shadow it's another six weeks of a bear market."
"How much wood would you chuck, if given the opportunity, and presupposing you could chuck wood, aspirationally speaking of course."
"Today's emerging markets saw their shadow and reverted to frontier markets for another 6 weeks."
"Shadow? All these years I thought that was my ex-wife!"
"Trust me. We won't have to worry about my shadow any more."
"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."
"The groundhog saw your shadow, idiot. This'll probably bring on the Ice Age."
"It's a restraining order - for my shadow."
"You go out there! I can't take the pressure of predicting the end of winter this year!"
'Punxsutawney Phil says six more weeks of winter, everybody!'