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"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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'I never repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.'
'Dear Diary... Still no change...'
'I plagiarized my report because I thought it bears repeating.'
'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'
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"Having kids was the biggest mistake I ever made five thousand times."
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World's Most Boring Folk Singer"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer."
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'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'
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Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.
'Ambrosia and nectar again. What I wouldn't give for some tap water right now.'
'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'
'...We will, we will rock you. ...The end. Thank you.'
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'...Court is in short recess while the replay booth examines the testimony from all angles.'
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'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, footballer, footballers, player, players, old man, old men, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, helmet, helmets, protect, protects, protection, protections, protective, head, heads, headgear, memory, memories, repeat, repeats, repeating, repeated, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'll tell you what life's all about...'
'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'
'I think we're beginning to repeat ourselves here.'
'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'
'... not Ambrosia again!'
'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'
'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'