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My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."
Dog with a cold
'My grandparents built it during the cold war. Now they only use it during the cold and flu season.'
'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'
'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'
'You were cured by the thought of my soup! Healed by an imaginary bowl of fabulous soup.'
'Earth mother with her $36,000.000 cup of tea.'
1999 Influenza Chic.
'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'
Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu
'Computer Virus Season is Here. Get an Anti-Virus for Your Computer!'
"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."
Kenneth has come down with a bug.
Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.
"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."
"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."
"Don't ever go there during cold season - She'll make you take castor oil."
"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"
Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)
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"Phil's made an effortless transition from cold and flu to allergy season."
Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.