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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
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"May I consult with counsel?"
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'This is the third session you've missed. We need to look at that.'
'Very good, Counselor... now that you've showed us that you know all sorts of Latin phrases, how about showing us your client is innocent?'
'Tell your client to stop fidgeting. As a last resort, he can always claim inadequate counsel.'
'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'
"He says I'm too clingy."
"It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!"
'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'
'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'
'The jury will please refrain from tossing seat cushions and heckling counsel.'
'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'
'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'
'I would go with salmon on this one.'
'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'
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'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'
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Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'
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Rose and Cactus.
'And how often have you had the reversal symptoms?'
'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'
'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'