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'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."
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Easter Bunny at the proctologist
Easter bunny selling Easter eggs from the top of a cardboard box on a busy urban street.
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"Break an Egg!"
"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."
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'I'm usually a basket case at this time of year...'
Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.
How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.
The holidays start earlier every year
'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'
Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.
'You're everything I ever wanted in a man... tall, dark, handsome, and most importantly... made of solid chocolate.'
'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
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"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"