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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
'No, thanks. I'm fine.'
Hurdle runner counts sheep
How to run a marathon.
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"I would have gone on a run."
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, go, goes, gone, going, weather, good weather, sunny, bad weather, rainy, rains, raining, rain, rained, exercise, exercises, exercised, excuse, excuses, excused, excusing, making up excuses, made up excuses, if, iffy, thinker, not a doer, habit, habits, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinated, procrastinate, procrastinates
Annual fear of failure marathon.
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:run, running, runner, runners, ran, runs, marathon, marathons, sprint, sprinter, sprinters, sprinting, sprinted, defeatist, defeat, pessimist, pessimistic, pessimists, accomplish, accomplishing, optimist, optimistic, optimists, too old, no point, jealous, jealousy, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
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After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'
Lizard running with football.
'I don't know about other dogs, but the reason I chased your car is to tell you your left tail light is out.'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, chase, chases, chasing, chaser, chasers, chased, tail light, tail lights, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, follow, follows, followed, following, follower, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, marathon, marathons, triathlon, triathlons, train, training, trained, trains, trainer, trainers, unfit, out of breath, unhealthy, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, in the bleachers
In 'n out lung transplant.
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The over-40 workout
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The 2012 campaign trail runs through these troubled areas.
'Attendance at our track meets is way up.'
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'This should be interesting.'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, start, starts, starting, started, starter, starters, starting block, starting blocks, wrong direction, wrong directions, backward, backwards, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What a control freak!'
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'Don't be a fool!!'
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'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
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"Now we'll turn you over to the closing team."
Tags:bear, bears, scare, scares, scared, scary, office, offices, business, businesses, market, marketing, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesmanship, closing a deal, making a sale, deferring responsibility, running away, run, run away, running, ran, ran away, run away from responsibility, ran away from responsibility, running away from responsibility, avoiding responsibility
"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, grocer, grocers, supermarket, supermarkets, running, runners, runner, run, ran, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, exercise, exercised, exercising, beach, beaches, beach bum, beach running, barefoot running, sand, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women