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'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'
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'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
'Great distance.Poor aim!'
'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'
'Relax, the game is over.'
Rugby player scores with boot but not the ball.
'Why the numbers on their backs?' - 'So the bodies can be identified.'
'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'
'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'
'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'
'I'm trying to give him artificial respiration, but he keeps on getting up and walking away.'
'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'
...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?
'Forget the bloody sat-nav! The tryline's that direction!'
Slow Day at Fullback
'I just find women playing rugby so unladylike.'
"I'm not sure I like this new strip."
'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'
'Well someone's gotta talk to the front row about their curry-night bonding sessions.'
Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.
"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."
"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."
"Excuse me ref, a few of the lads on the losing team would like a word if they may..."
"Let me know the next time the baby kicks."
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'What makes you think the ref is biased?'