Violent Sports Cartoons and Comics

"Now promise me you will all be very careful."

'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'

NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

"Did I miss anything?"

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

'The defense rests.'

'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'

'Well, here's a news flash: Your front teeth got knocked out. So, How's the family?'

Slap on the Wrist Box.

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

'... and remember. The league is cracking down on violence. If you start a fight, you'll be sent right to the penalty box to be neutered.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Football Kill

"No penalty?! - He made me spill my wine!"

Boxer receives the last rites before his fight.

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"My mom won't let me play football...she says it's too dangerous and violent."