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"Now promise me you will all be very careful."
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'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'
Tags:mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, hockey stick, hockey sticks, crunch time, crunch times, violent sport, violent sports, substitute, substitutes, secret weapon, secret weapons, hockey player, hockey players, hockey game, hockey games, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'
'Why the numbers on their backs?' - 'So the bodies can be identified.'
"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"
"Did I miss anything?"
"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"
'Would you like me to check your coat?'
'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'
'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'
'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'
All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.
'The defense rests.'
'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'
Tags:dental plan, dental plans, dentist, dentists, dental, dental cost, dental costs, opt out, opting out, hockey player, hockey players, hockey match, hockey matches, hockey game, hockey games, ice hockey, penalty, penalties, penalty box, penalty boxes, violent sports, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Well, here's a news flash: Your front teeth got knocked out. So, How's the family?'
Slap on the Wrist Box.
'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'
'... and remember. The league is cracking down on violence. If you start a fight, you'll be sent right to the penalty box to be neutered.'
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'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'
Tags:gamestation, gamestations, video game, video games, sibling, siblings, kid, kids, computer game, computer games, hockey player, hockey players, violent sport, violent sports, virtual reality, virtual realities, virtual hockey, game, games, cute, fight, fights, squabbles, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"No penalty?! - He made me spill my wine!"
Boxer receives the last rites before his fight.
A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'
"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."
"My mom won't let me play football...she says it's too dangerous and violent."
Tags:football injury, football injuries, nfl, national football league, nfl injury list, violent sport, violent sports, contact sport, contact sports, american football, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, sports injury, sports injuries, gun crime, gun crimes, gun control, gun controls, gun debate, gun debates