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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, knee joint, knee joints, knee, knees, joint, joints, lego, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, rebuilt, operating theater, operating theatre, hospital, hospitals, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Here's how to fit in: overstress, overthink, and wine about everything."
Tags:fit in, fitting in, new employee, new employees, newbie, new job, new jobs, workplace culture, workplace cultures, complain, complaining, complaints, stress, stressful environment, stressful workplace, stressful workplaces, whine, whinge, stoned, stoner, stoners, joint, joints, smoking, smoker, smokers, marajana
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, doctors office, doctors offices, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, drug, marijuana, mary j, ganja, pot, weed, hash, hashish, hemp, smoke, smoking, joint, blunt, bong, medicinal, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stress, stressed out, legalized, legalised, legalisation, legalization, health issue, bore, bored, boring
"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introduction, introductions, introducing, first meeting, sport, sports, fitness, health, runner, runners, athlete, athletes, athletic, fit, in shape, joint, joints, body shape, marathon, marathons, race, races, racer, racers, stick figure, stick figures, hobby, hobbies, leisure
'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'
'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'
'My physio recommended I never take it off.'
'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'
'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'
'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'
"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."
Tags:repetitive stress injury, repetitive stress injuries, stress, stresses, carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel syndrome, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, occupational hazard, occupational hazards, doctor, doctors, medical student, medical students, injury, injuries, stress fracture, stress fractures, joint, joints, joint pain, arthritis
'Got any grass?'
'The highest court in the land.'
Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole
Tags:dolphin, dolphins, smoke, smoking, coming up for air, addict, addicted, addicts, addictions, smoking addict, cigarette addict, nicotine, nicotine addict, smoking addicts, smoking addiction, cigarette addicts, cigarette addiction, nicotine addicts, nicotine addiction, inhale, inhaling, going out for a smoke, out for a smoke, joint, joints, smoke a joint, health problems, health problem, lung cancer
'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'
Chiropractors and the Tango.
"I'll have the healthy meal, supersized, with a hot fudge sundae and a diet cola."
United Steaks of America.