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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
"Try falling down and scraping your knee. Then you can talk to me about pain."
Tags:kid, kids, child, empathy, empathetic, unsympathetic, unempathetic, pain, in pain, hurt, hurting, emotional pain, emotional hurt, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problems, mental health problem, scraping knee, booboo, booboos, injury, injuries, injured, upset
'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, swell, swells, swelling, swollen, squeeze, squeezes, squeezing, squeezed, ankle, ankles, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, bandage, bandages, bandaged, bandaging, tight, tightly, tighten, tightens, inflate, inflates, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, knee joint, knee joints, knee, knees, joint, joints, lego, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, rebuilt, operating theater, operating theatre, hospital, hospitals, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'
'Could you repeat the question?'
Tags:box, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxes, head injury, head injuries, punch, punches, punched, punching, puncher, punchers, fight, fights, fighting, concussion, concussions, amnesia, injury, injuries, injured, interview, interviewed, interviews, interviewing, memory loss, memory, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, captain, captains, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, compensation, compensate, compensating, compensated, personal injury, personal injuries, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"How long have you been into the body-piercing thing?"
"Want to hear about my day?"
'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'
Tags:stick man, stick men, stickman, stickmen, twig, twigs, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, stretch, stretches, stretching, muscle, muscles, stretched, warm up, warm ups, warmup, warmups, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, football, american football, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Good afternoon, Mister Absentee."
Tags:absentee, absentees, ww2, wwii, world war two, world war ii, the draft, drafting, drafted, medical exemptions, medical exemption, broken leg, broken arm, injured, injury, neighbour, neighbor, judgmental, judgy, judgemental neighbours, judgmental neighbors, social pressure, social pressures, vintage, wartime cartoon, wartime cartoons, 1940s, 1940s america
"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, beef, steak, steaks, porterhouse steak, porterhouse steaks, food, meat, butcher, butchers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sprain, anatomy, injury, injured, injuries
'How's that kidney transplant going?... I need him back on the field - pronto!'
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
'It's probably nothing.'
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basket ball, injury, injuries, injured, injures, leg injury, leg wound, limb, limbs, come off, cockroaches, cockroach, bug, bugs, pest, pests, playing, play, played, plays, its probably nothing, blown out of proportion, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, head gasket, head gaskets, steam, steams, steaming, steamed, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosis, helmet, helmets, head, heads, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Centipede with a broken leg
Tags:work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, injured, accident, accidents, matador, matadors, bullfighter, bullfighters, bullfighting, bull, bulls, spear, speared, spearing, puncture, punctures, wound, wounds, wounded, doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, accident, accidents, impaled
"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical, medicine, visitor, visitors, improvement, improving, balloon, balloons, present, presents, gift, gifts, comfort, get well soon, recovery, recovering, resting, thoughtful gesture, kind gesture, thoughtful gestures, kind gestures, well-meaning, well-intentioned, helpless, unable to move, injured, seriously injured
The Hockey Puckey
"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, all the king's horses, all the king's men, king's men, wall, height, dumb, dumber, idiot, stupid, stupidity, childhood, nostalgia