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"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'
"How was your summer?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, summer, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, old age, old, middle-age, middle-aged, middle age, middle aged, stale, stagnation, stagnated, status quo, no spark, no romance, lack of romance, household, households, same household, living together
'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'
'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."
Tags:guns, household, relationships, marriage, gun nut, gun nuts, firearm, firearms, gun owner, gun owners, assault rifle, assault rifles, old fashioned, traditional family, traditional families, american family, american families, gender role, gender roles, gender performance, gender performances, domestic front, domestic life, texas, texan, texans, assault weapon, assault weapons, home security, mankoff
"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."
Tags:stress, stresses, stressful, personality, personality clash, personality clashes, household, households, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married couple, married couples, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, alpha, alpha dog, alpha dogs, leader, leaders, leadership, complex
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
Tags:job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, candidate, candidates, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, job hunt, job hunts, servant, servants, housework, household, households, domestic, domestics, worker, workers, domestic worker, domestic workers
The Emersons at Home
Tags:emerson, ralph waldo emerson, human soul, one thing in the world of value, value, valuation, valuation, valuations, active soul, active souls, poet, poets, practical, practical concern, practical concerns, impractical, practicality, home repair, home repairs, diy, do it yourself, head in the clouds, space cadet, excuse, excuses, manual labor, manual labour, husband, husbands, division of labor, division of labour, household, households, writer, writers, author, authors
A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
Inflatable Guys For The Ladies
Tags:chores, chore, household, household chores, man of the house, gender roles, traditional gender roles, gender stereotype, marriage, married, modern, modern life, woman, women, for women, couple, couples, visual gag, visual joke, man's work, man's world, stereotype, stereotypes, role, traditional roles, blow up doll, blow-up doll, inflatables
"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."
Tags:oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervision
"I heard he's been here since before raid."
"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."
Tags:relationships, marriage, obstacles, household, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, win back, wins back, winning back, divorcee, divorcees, second marriage, second marriages, hit on, hits on, hitting on, flirt, flirts, first husband, first husbands, persistent, persistence, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, unwanted attention, mankoff
"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"
Tags:jester, jest, court, courts, jesters, juggle, juggling, parent, parents, mother, mothers, working mother, working parent, working mothers, working mom, working, working moms, working parents, have it all mentality, have it all pressure, women in work, busy, pun, puns, queen, queens, monarch, monarchs, difficult, difficulty, pressure, pressures, child, children, kid, kids, career, careers, pressures, household, households, modern life, modern-life, work/life balance, work-life balance
"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
Tags:domestic, domesticated, do it yourself, diy, bottled water, plastic, plastic bottles, reusable bottle, reusable bottles, reusable container, reusable containers, sarcastic, sarcasm, picnic, picnics, home, family, house, household, domestic worker, domestic workers, recycle, recycling, irony, ironic, paradox
'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'
A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.
'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'
An apple a day.
Tags:bathroom, food, eating, cuisine, dining, snack, household, domestic, language, apple a day, prescription, doctor, preventative medicine, prevention, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, snacks, snacking, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy life, healthy eating, sickness, sicknesses, illness, illnesses, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, fruit, fruits, fruits and vegetables, fruit portion, fruit portions, apple, apples, mankoff