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"I don't know what the big deal is. I've been having rolling blackouts for years."
'Yes, your night goggles are nice, but if you'd used the money to pay the electric bill, we wouldn't need them.'
'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'
'Hello? Electric company?'
'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'
'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
'Tel's Electrics, Essex.'
"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"