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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
Organ Exchange Bank
'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'
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"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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Organ Donor Card
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"I can catch-you can't throw."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, m.d.s, md, mds, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, heart surgery, operating room, operating table, throw and catch, ball games, high stakes, vital organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, black humour, ball game, irresponsible, throwing, malpractice, mal-practice, dying, operating theater, operating theatre, immature, immaturity, immoral, immorality, thoughtless, thoughtlessness
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.
'After I mentioned I was an organ donor on Facebook a bunch of old guys friended me.'
Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'
'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'
"It's from the hospital. They write that the warranty on your heart expires next Thursday. They wish you a hearty farewell!"
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
Tags:organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, organ transplant, organ transplants, operation, operations, surgery, in surgery, surgical operation, surgical operations, get well soon, headless, headlessness, silver lining, silver linings, positivity, positive attitudes, positive attitude, positive outlook, positive outlooks, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons
'We've agreed to approve your loan if you can promise us first dibs on your liver.'
it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!
"The transplant was successful, and he's resting comfortably in a bed on the south side of the hospital."
As women age, sex toy parties become cosmetic parties, then kitchenware, and finally...
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
"I've got you on the waiting list, but I think it's for a Birkin bag."
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"The donors family is outside. Would you like to meet them?"
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'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'
'Your heart's in great shape, but I'd recommend transplanting all of your other body parts.'
"OK, the old ones in my right hand..."
"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."