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Answering Machines Cartoons and Comics

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answering machines cartoon

"I'm sorry I'm not available to answer you personally right now. Please leave your name and a message with the time and date you tried to reach me, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Please wait for the beep."

Search ID:

CC30209

High Res:

3021x3342 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 4 of 154

answering machines cartoon

"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."

Artist:

Rolli

Search ID:

CX304929

High Res:

1500x1500 (unwatermarked)

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answering machines cartoon

"To talk about the 76% of my time preparing lectures, press one. To talk about why adjunct professors teach most of the classes, press two, to talk. . ."

Search ID:

CX305251

High Res:

1659x1500 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 6 of 154

answering machines cartoon

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Artist:

BART

Search ID:

bron2379

High Res:

1665x1800 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 7 of 154

answering machines cartoon

"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"

Search ID:

PB400542

High Res:

3614x2354 (unwatermarked)

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answering machines cartoon

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

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twtn292

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4042x2912 (unwatermarked)

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answering machines cartoon

'I don't know if the cat is away ot not - I got his answering machine.'

Search ID:

jcon4149

High Res:

1556x2173 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 17 of 154

answering machines cartoon

4 Panel - on how aggrivating voice mail and computerized answering can be.

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rhan518

High Res:

1940x1800 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 18 of 154

answering machines cartoon

"I see, your name is Dad. And what family did you say you're with?"

Search ID:

CC31970

High Res:

2756x3384 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 19 of 154

answering machines cartoon

"I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquiri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us."

Artist:

Fran

Search ID:

forn5755

High Res:

2344x2500 (unwatermarked)

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answering machines cartoon

"Hi, this is Larry, the warm, human voice that pops in during your exasperating tour through our company's automated phone answering system, gets your hopes up and then dashes them to the rocks before you can utter a word. Please hold!"

Search ID:

bven1473

High Res:

3080x2400 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 22 of 154

answering machines cartoon

"People are sick of 'automated' systems, they want to talk to real people..."

Artist:

Fran

Search ID:

forn5427

High Res:

1194x2718 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 23 of 154

answering machines cartoon

"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."

Search ID:

rfon21

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2926x2250 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machines cartoon 24 of 154

answering machines cartoon

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

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mban1130

High Res:

1800x1564 (unwatermarked)

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answering machines cartoon

"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul

Search ID:

CC25020

High Res:

2355x2341 (unwatermarked)

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