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"This is taking forever to download."
'I am paying attention. I'm just suffering from slow download speeds.'
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"It's the golden rule of the computer age: If it ain't broke, upgrade it."
'This laxative is geared for geeks. It says it speeds up downloads.'
"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."
'Do you have 4G up here?'
'I need a break. What can I download that'll take an hour?'
Information Super Highway. Speed Limit, 5,000,000,000 bytes per second. Enforced by radar.
Computer thinks as man pecks keyboard: Wow! And he says I'm slow!