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Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
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'What? Whoa ... hey ... golf? Are you serious? No, I'm not on the golf course! I'm in a meeting, with clients. ... For real, and ... um ... You're standing right behind me, aren't you?'
'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'
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Weapons of mass destruction.
'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'
'I've been retired a month and I already hate the game.'
'Don't worry... I brought my long tees.'
'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'
'Whoa, easy! You swung way too hard!'
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
'Randy, you fool! Don't lick that filthy thin. ... The 'sweet spot' on your driver is just a figure of speech.'
'The alligator attacked the golfer, stole his cat and drove right across the green. ... This is scary...'
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'Hey, you're cheating! Those fire hazards weren't there two minutes ago when you teed off!!'
'Put a little backspin on the ball.'
Lonely? Friendless? Just plain unpopular? Don't golf alone! Get the inflatable Golf Buddy!!
'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'
'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'
Call an ambulance.
'That's my best driver right there. One hundred percent imaginary titanium. ... Go ahead. Take a swing.'