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'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
A dog getting neutered.
"You're the only one who sees the real me."
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"We had him neutered,"
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"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.
'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'
Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'
'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"
'As if she hasn't humiliated us guys enough, now, she has to go and feed them to the squirrels...'
'Do you know the three most important words in the world?'
"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."
'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'
'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'
'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'
'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...
Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'
Dog to dog: 'I didn't even know I was broken, but my nice owner is taking me tomorrow to get fixed.'
"I don't like tattoos on men, unless it's an 'N' inside his ear...means he's neutered."
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'Did you get fixed, too?'
"Sorry, we're looking for someone with more drive. Had you come to us before you were neutered..."
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"Look, it's not you, it's me. I don't know if it was the medication the vet gave me the other day or what, but all of a sudden, I just fell out of love with you."
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'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'