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For days when students are simply out of control, teachers at Callaway Junior High are equipped with ejection seats and parachutes.
"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'
"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."
'His airbag must have over inlfated.'
Stuck with another lousy blind date, Karen hits her emergency dating eject button.
A bear parachuting with no strings attached.
"It's an eject seat for burglars. I got the idea from the eject key on my keyboard."
"It's still in the developmental stages, but it basically ejects anyone who stays too long here in the breakroom."