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The agony of getting older.
Smoking linked to dementia
'Grandpa's at that wonderful age when he can't remember if he already gave me my allowance.'
"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."
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"It's tragic to see someone normally so controlled, losing control of himself...his faculties!"
'I'm afraid he no longer remembers why he hates foreigners.'
"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."
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"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."
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"I'm going to the bedroom to get my glasses."
Tags:memory, memory loss, short term memory, short-term memory, short-term memories, memory losses, alzheimer's, alzheimers, alzheimers disease, alzheimer's disease, dementia, old age, ageing, aging, senior citizen, senior citizens, old people, elder, elders, elderly, remember, remembers, remembering
Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.
"We'd been on vacation when I lost sight of my husband in the streets of...umhh...in the city of...uhhh...well, sometimes dementia works to your advantage!"
'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'
'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'
"I drink to forget that I might get Alzheimer's."
Tags:dementia, alzheimer's disease, alzheimers disease, memory loss, memory problems, drinking to forget, drinking your sorrows, mental deterioration, mental deteriorations, mental degeneration, mental degenerations, brain, brains, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems
"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"
Man enters room, on nearby table sit 'Memory Album' and one marked 'Fuhgettaboutit'.
'Alzheimers Society Raffle' "You won't forget to make the draw will you?"
'Amnesia! What makes you think that, Doctor?'
In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget
"I just think that if I don't do anything memorable, it will be less I'll have to remember when I get dementia."
Tags:families, children, youth, parents, concern, nothing memorable, less, memory, dementia, alzheimer's disease, alzheimers disease, memory loss, memory-loss, old age, old-age, ageing, ageing process, aging process, couch potato, couch potatoes, excuse, excuses, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, life goal, life goals, lazy, laziness, under-achiever, underachiever, underachievers
"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"
". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
Tags:memory loss, memory-loss, memory problem, memory problems, alzheimer's disease, dementia, alzheimers, alzheimers disease, memory, memories, secret agent, secret agents, top secret, agent, agents, top-secret, sensitive assignment, debriefing, mind wipe, mind wipes, mind wiping, debriefed, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies
"There are benefits of having Alzheimer's. For example You can hide your own Easter eggs."