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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"So, how long have you been old?"
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"You look good, Al, in a midlife-crisis-y sort of way."
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"The knees are the first thing to go."
"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."
Zorbini knew it was time to start using hare color when they were turning gray faster than he could pull them out.
"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
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Advantages of Growing Older
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'
"I'm turning into my mother."
"My inner child just turned sixty-five."
"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
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"Ah, to be young again."
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Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
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"It's true. We do shrink as we get older."
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
'You're an accountant, right? Well, you're suffering from depreciation.'
"When I was young I worried about getting old. Now I worry about not being young enough in my old age."
In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...