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'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."
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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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'The NHS wants patients to make more decisions about their treatment...so here's your blood tests and a prescription pad, I'll be back later.'
"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."
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"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."
Tags:movie, movies, movie treatment, movie treatments, movie maker, movie makers, film treatment, film treatments, treatment, treatments, film, films, filming, film maker, filmmaker, film makers, filmmakers, producer, producers, director, directors, screenplay, screenplays, story board, storyboard, story boards, storyboards, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away
"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."
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"You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?"
Tags:hospital, hospital stay, hospital stays, long stay, long stays, hospitalized, hospitalization, hospitalize, hospitalizing, in hospital, sympathy, flower, flowers, flower arrangement, flower arrangements, flower arranger, flower arrangers, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, unknown illness, unknown illnesses, undiagnosed, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."
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'Rooms are $200 a day. Did you want nurses. . .? Bed. . .? Sheets. . .?'
'Conventional medicine says take an aspirin. In the absence of tort reform, defensive medicine says MRI and Cat Scan.'
"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."
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"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
Tags:deductible, deductibles, insurance, insurance deductible, insurance deductibles, treatment, treatments, insurance overage, insurance fee, insurance fees, fee, fees, treat, treats, treating, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, high risk, high risk pool, high risk pools, american healthcare, healthcare
'I'd better run some tests... It could be cancer.'
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."
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His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'
Tags:teeth, tooth, mouth, oral hygiene, dental hygiene, dental treatment, dental care, treatment, treatments, word done, had work done, good teeth, bad teeth, hollywood mouth, hollywood smile, smile, whitening, whitened, teeth whitening, hollywood, california, new jersey, class, upper class, middle class, lower class, man to man, health, appearance, america, american, region, regions, regional
'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'
Dog learning to dribble without looking.
'We had a little trouble mixing your prescription. Can you stop back in 20 minutes?'
'We thought you'd like to meet Reggie. He's the rat who we experimented on to find a cure for you.'
"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."
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