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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
Tags:1 corinthians 13:11, bible quote, bible quotes, new testament, gospel, gospels, sunday school, sunday schools, bible teaching, bible teachings, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, childishness, childish ways, pub, pubs, bar, bars, growing up, rites of passage, growing pains
"No, dear, the Martini is when you come back!"
Tags:alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problems, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, overworked, overwork, wife, wives, husband, husbands, coping with stress
It was then that Jerry realized he may have a drinking problem.
"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
Tags:throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, king, kings, duke, wolfordshire, royalty, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, drinking competition, drinking competitions, drink competition, beer consumption
"It's Bring Your Personal Demons to Work Day."
Tags:bring your daughter to work day, bring your son to work day, offices, office worker, office workers, alcohol, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, personal demons, personal demon, drinking problem, drinking problems, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, addict, addicts, addiction
"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
Tags:loony bin, loony bins, insane asylum, insane asylums, mental asylum, mental asylums, mental patient, mental patients, asylum, asylums, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, landlord, landlords, barmen, barman, telephone, telephones, publican, publicans, politically incorrect, political incorrectness
"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"
"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"Drinking is just part of what I do."
Tags:alcohol problem, alcohol problems, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, drink, drinks, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, oenophile, oenophiles, wine lover, overindulge, culture, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking culture, wine culture
"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"You've had enough."
"Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm not an alcoholic, but I wondered if you had heard about some of the fantastic beers we have to offer at Marsham's Brewery..."
"Bit early for a drink, isn't it?"
"My heart is healthy, but my liver is shot to hell."
Tags:heart, hearts, liver, livers, organ, organs, shot to hell, health problem, health problems, medical problem, medical problems, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, health problem, health problems, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, organ failure, organ failures
"Richard's not a foodie - he's a boozie."
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
Tags:belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses
"Is anything wrong, Jonny? I've noticed you've been hitting the bottle more lately."
"Meditation? Hell - he should go back to booze."
Tags:booze, boozing, boozer, boozers, meditate, meditates, meditating, meditation, meditations, anxiety, anxieties, anger, angry, furious, anger management, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, relax, relaxes, relaxing, high strung, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking problem, drinking problems, temper, bad temper, bad tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, rage, fit, throw a fit, throwing a fit
"We were married? To each other? That's where I know you from."
"Please understand I can offer you only the fleeting illusion of happiness."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, barman, barmen, bartender, bartenders, bartending, illusion of happiness, illusions of happiness, beer, beers, ale, ales, hard alcohol, drink away your troubles, drinking away your troubles, drinking problem, drinking problems, unhappy, unhappiness, temporary solution, temporary solutions, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers
"I never drink before dinner, but dinner was YESTERDAY."
"No, Bobby, there's no such time as 'Beer o'clock'!"