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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
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'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'
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"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."
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"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
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"For me, crime pays for what Medicare doesn't cover."
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'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'
"I'll go shop around for a doctor."
"Do you want it removed for one year, two years, or in perpetuity?"
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'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'
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"The great thing about self-medicating is there is a low co-pay."
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"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."
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'It's bad news, but for a small fee we can make it sound like good news.'
"The doctor didn't find anything wrong with me. Shouldn't he waive the co-pay?"
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'Dr. Winslow will be checking your heart. Dr. Briggs will be checking your lungs. And I will be checking your bank account.'
'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'
'Good. His wallet seems to be very full. Send him through to pre-op.'
'Open wide... wider... wider still...'
'This is a holistic hospital, we'll need ALL your money.'
"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."
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"The doctor encourages second opinions, but not about his fees."
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'I have no idea what's wrong with you, so this is going to be very expensive.'
'Everything looks okay so far, but I'm ordering more tests to justify my colossal fee.'
'This is serious. He has an enlarged heart and a shrunken pocket book.'
'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'