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"So, you have a family. They'll be a comfort."
'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'
She figures the best way to get her husband to support the family is a Kickstarter program."
'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'
"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."
"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."
'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'
'Get the raise even if you have to mix facts with lies.'
"The best thing is, I've come to terms with Roberto's death. I don't think he'd want me to not move on with my life. But sometimes, moving on means staying where you are...with the people you love."
"So you're not putting me in an old-folks home?"
'Wife and 700 kids to support!'
'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'
"I've no idea who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face"
"I'm thankful for this intervention."
"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."
"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"