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"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
Tags:sit, sits, sitting, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, emergency, emergencies, emergency phone call, emergency phone calls, sit down, sitting downs, phone call, phone calls, obedience, obedient, obedience training, bad news, bearer of bad news, message, messages, messenger, messengers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
Tags:klan, the klan, robe, robes, wizard, grand wizard, gnome, gnomes, peasant, peasants, patient, patients, examination room, examination, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, treatment, treating, treatments, gown, gowns, pun, puns, play on words, word play, racism, racists, race, racist, disobedience, disobedient, obedient, obedience, obey, obeyed, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, checkups, check ups, hood, hoods, hooded, political, politics, ethnicity, nationality
'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'
'That beagle sure is a tough case!'
'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'
Tags:paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, online, offline, on-line, off-line, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, obedient, obedience, good boy, good dog, well trained, trained, puppy trained, puppy trains, fetch, retrieve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
New, Improved Cat
Tags:cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, feline, felines, obedient, obedience, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, considerate, consideration, update, updates, updated, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genetically modified, improved, improvement, improvements
"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."
"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
Tags:pet, pets, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, beta, betta, betta fish, beta fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, exotic fish, marine, marine life, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fish-bowl, fish bowl, kid, kids, child, children, obedient, obedience, surreal, absurd, surrealism, surrealist, parent, parents, parenting
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
Tags:tip, tips, tipping, tipping money, dog, dogs, slipper, slippers, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, obedient, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, profit, profits, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, make money, makes money, greed, greedy, greediness, best friend, man's best friend
"Go home to you wife." "You go home to her."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, bar-tending, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, obedient, obedience, customer service, good service, good customer service, bad customer, bad customers, drowning you sorrows, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, obedience, obedient, good dog, good dogs, good boy, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualification, qualifications, sit, stay, roll over, beg, qualified, commands
My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, bumpersticker, bumperstickers, honor student, honor students, honour student, honour students, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, proud parent, proud parent, proud father, proud fathers, pet, pets, dog, dogs, obedience, obedient, obedience training, obedience school, obedience schools
"So I says to your husband, 'Mr. Blanchard, go home to your wife.' To which he retorts, 'You go home to her.' Ergo my presence."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, bartender, bartenders, literal, obedient, drunk, drunken, drinking, drink, drinks, intoxicated, don't tell me what to do, defiant, couples counselling, marriage counselling, couples counsellor, marriage counsellor, couples counsellors, marriage counsellors
The World's Most Powerful Computer
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, computer, computers, pc, pcs, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, powerful computer, powerful computers, obey, obedience, obedient, super computer, super computers, ai, artificial intelligence
"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."
Tags:scout, scouts, boy scout, boy scouts, kid, kids, child, childhood, camp, camps, scout camp, scout camps, summer camp, summer camps, left, leftist, left wing, left winger, left wingers, socialism, socialist, socialists, trustworthy, trustworthiness, loyal, loyalty, obedience, obedient, cheerful, cheerfulness, political view, political views, tolerance, tolerant, differing political views
'Alright. . . Yes there IS a monster in this closet, and if you don't go to sleep I'm letting it out!'
Tags:family life, family-life, families, fathering, fatherhood, father, fathers, sons, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, nightmare, nightmares, son, parenting, parenting style, scare mongering, scaremonger, getting a child to sleep, bedtime problems, psychological, manipulate, manipulation, monster, hiding, closet, bedroom, sleep, sleeping, bedtime, going to bed, child, getting to sleep, obedience, obedient, rules, rule, night horror, night horrors
'This way we solve the security problem and pony problem at the same time!'
Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'
'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'
'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'
'And when she says jump, do you promise to ask how high?'