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(Hey! Great chops!)
"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
Horn Section in a Jazz Band
"When I was seventeen..."
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'You have a Jazz disorder. Take these and call me in the morning.'
"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse
Home for retired Jazzmen.
"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."
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"Who the hell is Dizzy Gillespie, anyway?
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"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"
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"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."
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A trumpet player
'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'
"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."
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The Dog Pound Blues
"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"
"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."
"...As in jazz, improvisation lies at the heart of corporate accounting!"
Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'
'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'
Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!