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Maze of Legalities: Do not enter without an attorney.
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"Is this legal?"
'It's a court approved GPS system. It guides you through the maze of legalities.'
"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."
Maze of legalities.
'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'
"Counsel for the groom, does your client, Dave, take Cindy to be his lawfully wedded wife? If so, please signify by saying 'he does'."
"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."
The Ultimate Contract
"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'
'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'
'I'm having a bad hair day.'
Angels looking down from a cloud "It's when it comes to the contesting of the will that you find out who your friends were."
'Mr Cummings will now discuss that gray area between legal acts and illegal acts.'
'I'm just running this past legal.'
'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.'
'Sorry to put you through all this paperwork but our lawyer said it was necessary for our legal protection when we yell obscenities as you walk by.'
"Looks like another out of court settlement."
Settling a legal difference.
'During discovery we found five more things to bill about.'
'Did Goldilocks ever pursue formal charges with law enforcement?'
'Did you clear this through LEGAL, first?'
'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'