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"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."
'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'
Does your accountant speak your language?
Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'
AGM - Just keep it boring.
'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
"Would anyone like to hear about my bathroom extension?"
Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.
"Does anyone have any questions? Don't be shy...anyone? Come on folks!"
Welcome to our meeting!
'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'
"Even if these meetings do last an eternity, we'll continue to refer to this report as 'the minutes'."
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"I like to come prepared for meetings."
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
"My ringtone sounds like snoring, so I can keep my phone on during these meetings."
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'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
Meeting with pillows provided
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
"Should have been spelled B-O-R-E-D!"
A cleaner cleaning the office after executive conference.
Committee room this way.