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"May I get an equation in edgewise."
Tags:scientists, scientist, science, math, maths, mathematics, mathematicians, mathematician, equation, equations, equate, problem, problems, problem solving, problem-solving, problem solvers, problem solver, in edgewise, opinion, opinions, hogging, hogger, solving, solve, a word in edgewise, not listening
"… and when she spoke and you couldn't hear was it because you chose not to hear or because you had exhibit 'A' in your ear?"
Tags:trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, defendant, defendants, cross examination, cross examinations, lawyer, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, prosecution, prosecutor, not listening, bad listener, put a banana in your ear, banana, bananas, exhibit a, communication issues, communication problems
"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, daughter, daughters, misbehave, misbehaving, family, families, dining, meal, meals, food, foods, drink, drinks, milk, calcium, following directions, not listening, disobey, disobeying
"Would you like to see the drawing I just did of my doggie?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, art, artwork, artworks, drawing, drawings, not listening, bad listener, bad listeners, dog, dogs, doggie, insensitive, uncaring, disinterested, uninterested
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
Tags:medical, doctor, entertainment, technology, video game, video games, distraction, distractions, gamer, gamers, mindless, mindless game, mindless games, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, war game, war games, lose a game, loses a game, losing a game, therapist, therapists, not listening, bad listener, bad listeners, mankoff
"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."
Tags:repeat, reapting, not listening, not paying attention, on another planet, miles, away, mind wandered, concentration, lack of concentration, not concentrating, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, talking, talk, talks, relationship, relationships, bad listener, bad listeners, good listener, good listeners
"Because of you, my darling, I've never had an ulcer. I've never needed a psychiatrist. When I poured out my troubles, you listened. When I ranted and raved, you listened. Thank you, my angel, for listening." "Who listened"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, love letter, love letters, romantic, thankful, grateful, listened, listening, listener, listeners, good listener, darling, ulcer, ulcers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, trouble, troubles, ranted, raved, ranting, raving, angel, angels, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, not listening
"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"
"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ignoring, tuning out, daydreaming, daydreamer, daydreamers, reality, dream, dreams, dreaming, creating, virtual reality, creative, alternate reality, bad listener, bad listeners, not listening, not paying attention, space cadet, spaced out, zoned out, bored
'Wow. You really can't hear a thing on this end.'
"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"
Man and dog.
Tags:dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog person, dog people, dog lover, dog lovers, train, trainer, trainers, training, trained, teach, teaching, taught, teaches, incompetent, incompetence, amateur, amateurs, amateurish, unskilled, unskillful, inept, inexpert, not following orders, order, orders, command, commanding, not listening, speak, speaks, spoke, speaking, stay, staying, stayed, stays, heel, roll over, rolls over, rolling over, rolled over
"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."
Selective Hearing for Men (Wife/TV/Off)
In one ear/Out the other.
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
Tags:self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chatting
"I forget-are you not speaking to me or just not listening to me?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, husband and wife, husbands and wives, not listening, marital dispute, bad marriages, fight, fights, fighting, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, disagreements, domestic argument, domestic arguments, not talking, the silent treatment, passive aggressive, passive aggression, listening, not speaking
"I think we're losing 'em."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, speech, speeches, jury, juries, bored, distracted, not listening, boring, uninterested, laying, fooling around
"Honey, I'm home."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, home, homes, coming home, returning home, businessman, businessmen, reading, ignore, ignoring, not listening, cold shoulder
'I'll bet you would hear everything I say if I were a sports announcer.'
Dating a Dentist
"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"
"You're right - I'm not listening to you - I'm reading the crawl on the bottom of your screen."
Tags:married, married couple, married couples, marriage, ignoring, tuning out, not listening, not paying attention, drowning out, squabble, squabbles, lovers' quarrel, lovers' quarrels, spat, spats, nag, nags, nagging, harridan, lazy, laziness, complaint, complaints, television, televisions, cable news, cable tv, tv screen, tv screens, the crawl, chyron, chyrons
"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
Tags:moo, moos, mooing, word, words, meaningless, promise, promises, false promise, false promises, promising, husband, husbands, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, meaninglessness, layabout, layabouts, lazy, cow, cows, cattle, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, wife, wives, words are meaningless, action, actions
"I'm sorry, I missed what you said after 'blah, blah, blah'."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, bad listener, bad listeners, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, not listening, distracted